Yes - These are what they look like they are, propped up on tribbles. I am constantly amused by the warnings that are put on any merchandise, and this week I have seen some warnings that make me want to label them "Red Neck Warnings".
On a packet of medical wipes - "Do Not Microwave". No, these aren't the towelettes you get at the Chinese restaurant.
Instructions about steri-strip - "Do Not Lay in Tanning Bed". Oh dang, the first thing I wanted to do when I got home from the hospital was go get in my Wolff tanning bed, because I decided to buy it instead of fixing the underpinning on my trailer.
Warning on estrogen patches - "Do Not Put on Breasts". Just because they are round and about the right size doesn't mean they can be used as pasties!
